Fuck the
$3,500 PC
(Do This Instead)
Built the monster rig for AI porn. Discovered cloud AI that's 352x cheaper and actually produces better shit. No cap.
Use code NSFWREVIEW at checkout
(Seriously - it actually works. We're not joking.)
Based price tbh 💯
See Real Results
These AI-generated characters can do anything. Watch their uncensored videos.
Zoey
3 exclusive videos
Luna
3 exclusive videos
Lea
2 exclusive videos
Create your own AI character and generate unlimited content
Get Started (50% Off) →How Much Are YOU Wasting?
No cap, you could literally use this for 29.2 years instead 💀
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Hits Different
Built the PC. Regretted it. Here's why you shouldn't.
Local PC Build
Actual poverty option
+ $50/mo electricity + sounds like a jet engine + your desk space gone + debugging hell
OurDream AI
The smart move fr
Why This Slaps
Why Everyone's Switching
Create Anything
Custom AI characters, 4K images, videos. Full creative control. Unlimited horny. (Not financial advice 👀)
Actually Fast
4K images in seconds. No waiting for your GPU to cook your room. Cloud = instant nut button.
Premium Quality
Photorealistic 4K videos. Better than most local setups at 1/352nd the cost. Math checks out.
Works Everywhere
Phone, tablet, potato laptop. No $3,500 PC required. Generate on the toilet. We don't judge.
Smart AI
Actually remembers shit. Not some dumb ChatGPT clone. Conversations hit different fr.
Private AF
Your shit stays your shit. Encrypted. Private. Secure. Zero judgment. Maximum discretion.
(Code NSFWREVIEW works at checkout - test it yourself)
The Receipts
| Feature | OurDream AI | Candy AI | Your PC |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cost | $9.99/mo | $19.99/mo | $3,500+ 💀 |
| 4K Quality | ✓ | ✗ | ✓ |
| Video Gen | ✓ | ✗ | Maybe |
| Setup | 2 min | 5 min | 8+ hrs |
| Brain Required | No | No | Yes |
| Mobile | ✓ | ✓ | ✗ |
| Speed | Instant | Fast | Slow |
| Electric Bill | $0 | $0 | +$50/mo |
Last Chance
For This Price
Join 1000s who already said fuck it to expensive hardware. Actually works. Not clickbait.
Not financial advice but... 👀
Regular price $19.99/month. Timer is real.
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